50 Ways to Get Good Coverage

50 Ways To Get Good Coverage

Sung to the tune of “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover” by Paul Simon.

 

The problem is all inside your barley canopy

The answer’s easy if you find it empirically

I’d like to help in your quest for efficacy

There must be fifty ways to get good coverage

 

She said it’s really not my habit to intrude

Furthermore, I hope my application won’t be lost or misconstrued

But I’ll repeat myself at the risk of being crude

There must be fifty ways to get good coverage

Fifty ways to get good coverage

 

Lower the boom, June

Get a new fan, Stan

You don’t need to drive slow, Bo

Just get yourself drops

Jack up the press, Bess

You don’t need to discuss much

Just get a new tip, Skip

And get yourself drops

 

She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain

I wish there was something I could do to give you pest control again

I said I appreciate that and would you please explain

About the fifty ways

 

She said why don’t we both just spray a bit tonight

And watch inversion drift in the morning light

And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right

There must be fifty ways to get good coverage

Fifty ways to get good coverage

 

Buy Agrifac, Jack

Get a good gauge, Paige

You might need to drive slow, Joe

Just get yourself drops

Do calibrate, Nate

You don’t need to discuss much

Just do a good job, Bob

And get yourself drops