50 Ways To Get Good Coverage
Sung to the tune of “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover” by Paul Simon.
The problem is all inside your barley canopy
The answer’s easy if you find it empirically
I’d like to help in your quest for efficacy
There must be fifty ways to get good coverage
She said it’s really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my application won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to get good coverage
Fifty ways to get good coverage
Lower the boom, June
Get a new fan, Stan
You don’t need to drive slow, Bo
Just get yourself drops
Jack up the press, Bess
You don’t need to discuss much
Just get a new tip, Skip
And get yourself drops
She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to give you pest control again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways
She said why don’t we both just spray a bit tonight
And watch inversion drift in the morning light
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to get good coverage
Fifty ways to get good coverage
Buy Agrifac, Jack
Get a good gauge, Paige
You might need to drive slow, Joe
Just get yourself drops
Do calibrate, Nate
You don’t need to discuss much
Just do a good job, Bob
And get yourself drops
