Songs Articles

Oh the Places You’ll Spray

In the home farm’s west field,where the soybeans won’t grow,and the wind blows the soil from deep tillage you know,and no pollinators come, excepting old crowsis the patch of resistant pigweed. And downhill in the boundary, some neighbours say, if you look close enough ...Read More

Larry the Low-Drift Nozzle

(Sung to the tune of “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer”) You know Flat Fan and Flood Jet and Pulse Width and Wilger,Hypro and Greenleaf and TeeJet and Lechler.But do you recallThe most famous nozzle of all? Larry the low-drift nozzle Had a very “big-drop” ...Read More

Sprayers Haiku 2017

In 2016 we asked the Twiterverse to play along as we wrote sprayer poems in the form of haiku. The response was tremendous, and the poems were so well done. We scooped them up into an article called #SprayerHaiku. Well, we couldn’t help ourselves. ...Read More

Pallet of Roundup

Pallet of Roundup Sung to the tune of “Stairway to Heaven”, by Spirit…, Led Zeppelin     There’s a farmer who’s sure all canola is gold And she’s buying a pallet of Roundup. When she gets there she knows, if the Co-op’s all closed ...Read More