Songs Articles


On the morning of February 27, 2016 (a Saturday) a Twitter conversation sprung up that deserved to be captured in an article. Tom was waiting in the Prince Edward Island Airport with time on his hands and I was home in Southern Ontario. He ...Read More

A.I. Pressure!

A.I. Pressure! Sung to the tune of “Under Pressure” by Queen Pressure! Pushing down on spray Heading down the boom (movin’ so far) Under pressure It brings the droplets down Splits a canopy in two Puts product on leaves More P S I More P ...Read More

Drift in the Wind

Drift In The Wind Sung to the tune of “Dust in the Wind” by Kansas     I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the spray is gone All my drops pass before my eyes, oh no – a drift complaint Drift ...Read More

50 Ways to Get Good Coverage

50 Ways To Get Good Coverage Sung to the tune of “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover” by Paul Simon.   The problem is all inside your barley canopy The answer’s easy if you find it empirically I’d like to help in your quest for efficacy ...Read More