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Larry the Low-Drift Nozzle

(Sung to the tune of “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer”) You know Flat Fan and Flood Jet and Pulse Width and Wilger,Hypro and Greenleaf and TeeJet and Lechler.But do you recallThe most famous nozzle of all? Larry the low-drift nozzle Had a very “big-drop” ...Read More

Pallet of Roundup

Pallet of Roundup Sung to the tune of “Stairway to Heaven”, by Spirit…, Led Zeppelin     There’s a farmer who’s sure all canola is gold And she’s buying a pallet of Roundup. When she gets there she knows, if the Co-op’s all closed ...Read More

A.I. Pressure!

A.I. Pressure! Sung to the tune of “Under Pressure” by Queen Pressure! Pushing down on spray Heading down the boom (movin’ so far) Under pressure It brings the droplets down Splits a canopy in two Puts product on leaves More P S I More P ...Read More